dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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