I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
