It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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