Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he shaved USA in his pubs
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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