I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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