Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
as a side note pls kill me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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