guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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