There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He called his prostate his "boner button".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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