never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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