You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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