Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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