He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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