My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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