He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
