I'm lost and stupid without you.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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