So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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