Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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