So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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