I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So many bounce houses so little time
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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