I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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