i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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