I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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