nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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