i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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