That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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