i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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