? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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