They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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