Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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