You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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