i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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