You made me cry and you don't even care
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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