Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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