I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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