she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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