oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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