Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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