soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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