WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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