I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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