you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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