ugly people sure do ruin things
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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