Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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