I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
MIDGETS
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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