Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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