Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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