no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I got inside last night via doggy door
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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