Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
3 2 1 whiskey
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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