I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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