three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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